10 Times Sam Peszek Killed The Twitter Game
10 Times Sam Peszek Killed The Twitter Game
We all need to take a moment and appreciate Sam Peszek's gold-star tweets. Over and over, the former Olympic team member and UCLA Bruin has posted relatable tweet after relatable tweet. Check out some of her most recent 140-character-or-less thoughts.

This is such a valid request.
I wish there was Tinder for people who wanted to play cards.
— Samantha Peszek (@samanthapeszek) June 1, 2017
One of the truest statements we have ever seen hands down.
The hardest part about working out is starting. #workoutwednesday
— Samantha Peszek (@samanthapeszek) May 31, 2017
Again, same.
I crave sushi like 95% of the time.
— Samantha Peszek (@samanthapeszek) May 31, 2017
This string of Monday happenings is all too familiar.
I just accidentally bought decaf coffee so that's how my Monday is going
— Samantha Peszek (@samanthapeszek) May 8, 2017
To follow up on my coffee troubles, I just ordered a grande avocado at Starbucks. (I said it twice)
— Samantha Peszek (@samanthapeszek) May 8, 2017
If you haven't had this exact thought, you are lying to us and yourself.
The Mondayiest Tuesday
— Samantha Peszek (@samanthapeszek) May 30, 2017
She's not wrong!
There are very few things worse than leaving vacation
— Samantha Peszek (@samanthapeszek) May 20, 2017
Preachin'
Good people attract good people
— Samantha Peszek (@samanthapeszek) April 25, 2017
Sam, you are not alone: No one knows what Mercury being in retrograde entails.
Apparently mercury isn't in retrograde anymore starting tomorrow. I still don't know what this means, so please send info.
— Samantha Peszek (@samanthapeszek) May 3, 2017
Life hack?
Currently rolling out my back with a round chapstick. Desperate times come for desperate measures!
— Samantha Peszek (@samanthapeszek) March 14, 2017
And this simple question that you will think about all. day. long.
Hypothetically, if I dropped my lipstick in the toilet, will it still be the same when it's dry?
— Samantha Peszek (@samanthapeszek) March 2, 2017